http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/posts/page/1/ Just More Masturbatory Bacon en Vox Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:45:22 -0700 Copyright 2008 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/helpful-tip-from-uncle-mcmonkey.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/helpful-tip-from-uncle-mcmonkey.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/helpful-tip-from-uncle-mcmonkey.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:45:22 -0700 When you rush out your back door to the basement because you hear the load is unbalanced in the washer, take keys with you. Otherwise you may get to meet the woman from the electric company who reads the meter, while you stand locked out of your ... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/helpful-tip-from-uncle-mcmonkey.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00fae8d53fbc000b?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-13.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-13.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-13.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 21 May 2008 22:03:55 -0700 If I were to open a pet store, I think I'd call it "Gerbils n' Shit." It's both whimsical and, most likely, literal. <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-13.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00fa9677173f0002?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-12.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-12.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-12.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:29:28 -0800 There's something that feels slightly wrong about watching Intervention on A&E and cracking open a few beers. Not as wrong as the drinking game I made out of it of course... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-12.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00e398d27a730001?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/aaaaand-were-back.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/aaaaand-were-back.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/aaaaand-were-back.html?_c=feed-rss Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:11:42 -0800 So, there was a small break there during which there were 2 holidays, a writer's strike, and I got let go from my temp thing...the week before Christmas. Thanks Insane Supervisor! Read some Dickens ya stupid... Ah, who am I kidding. I'd have le... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/aaaaand-were-back.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00e398d20c130003?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-11.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-11.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-11.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:53:35 -0800 Sadly, I have faith that you could sell people turds advertised as "Poop...Now FROSTED!" and make a million dollars. <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-11.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00e398ba7dfa0004?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-10.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-10.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-10.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:07:41 -0700 I was thinking of starting my own Fight Club recently. I got some members--a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Then I realized I'd made a Breakfast Club. I went ahead and beat the crap out of them anyway. Lemons/lem... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-10.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00e398b694660001?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/bitch-and-moan.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/bitch-and-moan.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/bitch-and-moan.html?_c=feed-rss Wed, 24 Oct 2007 13:10:47 -0700 I remember how popular the book All I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten was when it first came out. I'm reminded of it everyday when I take calls from or sit behind people in traffic who apparently bought the concept wholeheartedly. So muc... <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/bitch-and-moan.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00e398b65bf10004?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-9.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-9.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-9.html?_c=feed-rss Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:05:08 -0700 You can refute it all you want. Deep in your heart, you know it's true what they say: you'll never be the world's best rodeo clown. Even if you wear a t-shirt that says you are. And get syphilis. <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-9.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00e398b5ea7e0001?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-8.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-8.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-8.html?_c=feed-rss Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:23:56 -0700 Brick and mortar make a building strong and able to withstand years of punishment. They make a shitty lubricant, though. <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-8.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00e398b5b1770005?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p> http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-7.html?_c=feed-rss nobody@vox.com(McMonkey) http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-7.html?_c=feed-rss http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-7.html?_c=feed-rss Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:51:56 -0700 If you ever rip your pants in a public place, find a clown and start attacking him. Sure people will think it's because he ripped your pants, but that's just a side benefit. Let's face it, pants be damned, it's just fun to kick a clown's ass. <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://mcmonkey.vox.com/library/post/almost-insights-7.html?_c=feed-rss#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00d10a76b7c98bfa00e398b459740005?_c=feed-rss">Send to a friend</a> </p>